Thursday, November 5, 2009

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Tiger Woods is the Messiah


Many followers of other religions sometimes more people turned to the prophecies of the Bible to try to prove that their Messiah is indeed the fulfillment of Scripture. While in the first Church of Tiger Woods is a bit skeptical about this device because it is far too private interpretation, we believe we can play this game, and all other faiths. Here are some of the biblical prophecies that tell us that they were supposed to appear to relate Tiger Woods.

Proverbs 22:15 "stupidity lies in the heart of a child tied, but the rod of correction will drive it far from him."

Obviously, this passage refers to the strength of Tiger on the tee in his youth.

Isaiah 11:8 "And the baby play on the hole of the asp."

A snake and a hole-hole golf course are the same size, right? In addition, we are quite sure that somewhere there are snakes in the first year of playing the Tigers.

Jeremiah 28:13 "Thus saith the Lord, thouThou hast broken the yoke of wood, but you have to do to Jochen iron.

There is apparently no coincidence that Tiger came close to right, as the course changed from wood forest, the forest of metal.

Psalms 89:32 "Then I want her sin with the rod and blows her iniquities."

Tiger, are punished by his stripes, to their opponents with their clubs.

Psalm 31:4 "Save me from the trap they set for me, because you are my refuge."

Tiger is an excellent player of fuel.

Revelation 12:5 And she bore a son who is for all nations with a rod of iron rule. "

Here are the records to predict how Tiger at a young age, will rule the world with his irons.

Isaiah 10:15 "As if the rod should shake against them that lift, or if the employee should be as if it were made of wood."

Isaiah writes, is clearly the ease with which changes to the Tiger Club, much as he swings.

Isaiah 11:5 "But the judiciary'sSpace that the poor are addressed, and again with equity for the meek of the earth, and strike the earth with the rod of his mouth and with the breath of his lips he will slay the wicked. "

Here he applies to himself, and predicted that chops Tiger Tiger battle with the evil words from his mouth very wide.

Zechariah 8:4 "Thus saith the LORD of hosts, there are still old women and old people in the streets, each with his stick in his hand by the amount of days. And the streets are filled children were playing in the street."

This Scripture says the growing popularity of golf because of the presence of tigers, especially in inner-city youth.

Isaiah 42:16 "I will in a way that is not known, have led to, I will just light the darkness before them and crooked things."

Ezekiel 12:12 "The prince of them put their jobs on the shoulder and in the evening, and a hole was dug to pass through walls. It will cover your face so that he can not see the languaged. "

Zechariah 14:6 "It will be a day we know that the Lord, neither day nor night, and when will be the evening light."

These passages are obvious references to the last hole at the NEC Invitational Tiger in 2000, the lights hit his second shot within two feet in total darkness and Gallery spontaneously with their lighters.

Isaiah 63.2 "This is why you are red with your clothes and your clothes like a man who goes into the press?

Nahum 2:3 "The shield of his heroes are red, the valiant men are in red."

Jeremiah 4:30 "They dress scarlet"

Daniel 5:7 is dressed in purple and a gold chain around his neck, and will be the third ruler of the kingdom. "

Now we understand why Tiger on Sunday is red (and yes, he used a gold chain and wear behind Bobby Jones and Jack Nicklaus could be seen as the third ruler of the kingdom of golf).

Isaiah 41:2-5 "He will decide on the Kinga. It is the dust, his sword, as is also driven by the wind stubble into the ark. He is pursued, it needs to go in peace, no road appear after his feet. "

Tiger has largely fulfilled the prophecy of change (beyond the "King" Arnold Palmer), May and the end, if you ask, spikes metal spikes, the golf shoes.

Isaiah 41:11: "Behold, all those who will fight for you in the embarrassment and shame to them as nothing, and dying people who are against them."

Isaiah 43:20 "The beasts of the field will glorify me,"

Isaiah 52:13-14 "will be high and exalted and very high. How many of you were surprised '

Jeremiah 46:15 "Why do your brave men anything? This is not because the Lord hath taken away."

Isaiah and Jeremiah, seem to understand how demoralizing the dominance of Tiger would be their opponents.

Jeremiah 10:6 "There is nobody like you, Lord, thou art great, and great is your name on might.

We know what Tiger is great, but you knew that your name spelled backwards America controls () means "queen".

Isaiah 11:6 "The leopard shall lie down with the child, the calf and the lion and the fattened cattle to a child and lead them."

Isaiah 53:5 "by his wounds we are healed."

Things Luke 12:48 "But he was not culpable and will soon be defeated. To whom much is given, much is demanded of him, and that men are more committed, then ask for more information.

These may easily be interpreted to show the importance and power of the Tigre, and has faced unprecedented pressure and the burden of expectations and overcome illustrate, too.

Levititcus 13:41 "And anyone who has lost her hair from the head face, which soon is still clean."

Here are the Bible, Tiger completed one of his few weaknesses, his bald head.

Psalm 69.4 "For those who hate me without reason outnumber the hairs on my head: those who want to destroy me that my enemies are wrong, mighty: then I took it back."

Many people like Tiger without good reason, but based on the hairline, the numbers are decreasing every day.

Song of Songs 4:2 "Your teeth are like a flock of sheep shorn, which came from the laundry, which leads to all twins, and none is barren."

Genesis 49:12 "His eyes were red wine (the fire in his eyes?), And his teeth white with milk.

Isaiah 41:15 "I have created a new, empty hype, with teeth like a saw."

Now we know why the white tiger's teeth are so big and bright.

Haggai 2: "Mine is silver and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts."

Isaiah 60:9 "Bring your son from afar, their silver and gold with them, even the name of the Lord our God."

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Eat Isaiah 7:15, "butter and honey, so you can reject evil and choose good."

Tiger's love of fast food is now explained.

Jeremiah 23:19-20: "Behold, the storm of indignation of the Lord, and rupture of the storm and headed to the wrong number (?)."

Ezeckiel 13:13 "Therefore thus saith the Lord, I'll tear a storm in my anger, and it is from overflowing shower in mine anger,

For those who are by temperament, Tigre, the Bible offers an explanation.

Ezekiel 31:2-9 "Son of man, speak unto Pharaoh king of Egypt and its people: Who do you have size?"

Detailed Ezekiel / endless answer is that the Son of man as big as the wild forest, or "wood" is.

Isaiah 41:18 "I want to rivers in heights and fountains in the middle of the valleys open, I will make the wilderness a pool of water and dry land into streams.

ApparentlIsaiah and fruitful view that there is plenty of golf courses, because the Tigers are being built, or perhaps he is a course designer himself

Ecclesiastes 1:6 "The wind goeth toward the south and the north and east whirleth steadily and the wind in his circuits."

Ezekiel 12:14 "And I will scatter to the winds all who are going to help him and all his bands;"

Jeremiah 30:23: "Behold, the storm of the LORD, exploded in anger, a driving wind swirling over the head of the wicked"

Mark 4:39,41 "And he arose and rebuked the wind, peace be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm." And they are afraid and said to one another, what kind of man that even winds and sea obey him? "

Tiger is a master in the detection and calculation of the forces of nature and especially the wind, which come very often when you seem to play.

3 comments:

Feivel JPAA said...

OMG LOL LOL
I bow at the foot of the tiger!
Please open my eyes thing LOL

Excellent way to start the day. With a laugh !!!!!!

CrazyJay said...

It's funny, I love golf, and we will miss Tiger in the Ryder Cup this year. Oh, so that will give enough time to spend with his young daughter and his wife. I think the rest is really good for him to make your life a little more perspective.

kadel said...

Love it! Very funny. I have a friend who is an atheist. When her daughter came home from school and asked God what he said: "You know, like Santa Claus, a man with a fake red suit and brings presents?" She nodded. Well, God is the wrong man in a white dress. You went to school, then the phone rang off the Hook

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